She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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