When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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