I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
This house was built for laser tag.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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