READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
And then my night got REAL pukey
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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