How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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