He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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