i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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