Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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