I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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