No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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