Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I smell like Dick and happiness
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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