The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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