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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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