if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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