it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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