Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
they're like a gay fantastic four
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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