Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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