Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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