I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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