So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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