I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
