she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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