Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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