I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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