After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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