Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Blood and glitter go together right?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
