So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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