For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
