dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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