it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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