how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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