why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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