operation harelip BJ is a go
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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