i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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