There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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