So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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