new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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