So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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