he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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