I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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