Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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