Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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