I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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