using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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