Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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