i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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