Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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