Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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