3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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