just survived the first fart of the relationship.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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