Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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