I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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