its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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