Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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